i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
penis coladas
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
